Facts. 40-some years later I'm still half-scared to show Watership Down to my teen boys, and one has already seen some of the janky CGI remake.

An inspired and accurate list, mon frer. Jaws: didn't sleep for a month. Noped out of Poltergeist mid-film. Personally I would add Mad Max (the original) which my brother and I watched during one of the inexplicable times we got HBO for free when mom wasn't around (they knew what they were doing).

Raining down claps.