Ok so I almost fell out of bed (and definitely disturbed a slumbering pooch) laughing at this line.

…though, I had to figure out where I’d actually put it. As the name says, it’s a tabletop model, but I wasn’t going to lie naked on the dining room table while the machine fucks me. Not until all the kids are in school, anyway.
What It’s Like to Have Sex With a Machine
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Emma Austin
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Oct 15, 2020
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Ok so I almost fell out of bed (and definitely disturbed a slumbering pooch) laughing at this line.
Great article Emma, and a wonderful addition to the hilarious f-bomb-laden unboxing video. This is now definitely on my radar to add to that home dungeon I’m imaging in my near future.
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Musing and writing about sexuality and ethics. I think I made $8.75 last year from Medium. I’m not here for the money. I’m here to explore and engage.
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