So I’m going to start this out really cliche: “I have this fantasy I’d love to act out with an escort if you are up for it”. Now here’s where it gets a little strange. I’d begin with gladly paying your full rate and asking if you were sure it was enough; if you asked for more I’d pay it and smile. Then I’d say “I actually really don’t want you to feel obligated at all to have sex with me. If that was concerning to you I’d tell you that I get plenty of it in my personal life already and for today I would just enjoy the company of pretty smart women, which you seem to be (and tell you sometimes just being randomly kind is it’s own thrill too). I’d ask what I could do to really make you relaxed and happy: maybe you’ve been on your feet a lot and I could wash them with a hot washcloth and then rub lavender and grapeseed oil into them, taking care to pay attention to each toe. Or maybe you need a break from being pawed at and you’d just rather talk. We could talk about what music you like and swap some song recommendations, or commiserate upon stories of parenting challenges. Secretly I’d be hoping to make you laugh and feel comfortable enough to let yourself lower that guard you likely have to keep up most of time around clients. At 5 mins before time is up I’d wash the glass that you let me use, give you a big hug (I’d ask if you want one first), and say “let’s do this again soon" and then head out with a big smile on my face. Call me crazy, but that sounds like a good time in my book.